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Real Live Newspaper Headlines
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
Eye Drops off Shelf
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Include your Children when Baking Cookies
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
War Dims Hope for Peace

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Description:	...some of them are pretty funny.
Date:	Mar 22, 2007 12:10pm
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Submitted By:	t-bolt
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Tags:	jokes, stuff, jokes & stuff, other stuff, real, headlines, newspaper, funny, pretty, life, &

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