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Tongue Twister Black Eye

A guy boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He
notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to
him, "hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how
you got yours?" The first guy answers, "Well, it just happened. It was a
tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous
blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was behind the counter.
So,instead of saying I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said, I’d like a
picket to Tittsburgh. She socked me one."
The other guy answers, "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the
breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of
Wheaties. But I accidentally said: "You ruined my life you Fucking Bitch."

Media Information
Description:	Two guys on an airplane both have black eyes from tongue twisters.
Date:	Mar 22, 2007 12:29pm
Size:	828 bytes
Submitted By:	t-bolt
Viewed:	217 time(s)
Tags:	eyes, guys, stuff, twisters, jokes, &, tongue, both, jokes & stuff, other stuff, black, twister, airplane

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